Simian Uprising: officially just cute animal porn

Posted by

Jer Clarke

September 6, 2006

And to anyone arriving here after searching for Animal Porn..

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What!?
It seems my use of the words ‘animal porn’ in the title of this post has placed me on the third page of google results for that search term. In terms of search it’s the biggest reason people come to my site. They arrive at this page and see the baby monkey sticking out his tongue at the scientist.

Here are some search engine keyword stats from Google Analytics for the curious:
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Comments

5 responses to “Simian Uprising: officially just cute animal porn”

September 6, 2006

jane

so. cute.

did you check out the videos?
December 5, 2006

Jeremy Clarke

Dear Internet,

I noticed you always get this post when you are looking for sex-animal-porn. I assure you, all we have here is cute-animal-porn.

Sorry to dissapoint, you zany freaks.

~ The Management
February 1, 2007

Richard Cranium

I am a big lover of this.
April 12, 2008

mackhill213@hotmail.com

I love porn
October 6, 2009

ertrre

not so bad at all