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Formerly known as Simian Uprising (simianuprising.com) ## Sitemaps - [XML Sitemap](https://jerclarke.org/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website. ## Posts - [What ever happened to that simianuprising.com website?](https://jerclarke.org/2025/11/15/what-ever-happened-to-that-simianuprising-com-website/) - [Refuge Recovery Breathing Meditation (guided meditation video)](https://jerclarke.org/2019/03/06/refuge-recovery-breathing-meditation-guided-meditation-video/) - [Video: GARBAGE BAG BUDDHA: A Birthday Message](https://jerclarke.org/2019/04/25/video-garbage-bag-buddha-a-birthday-message/) - [The future of Refuge Recovery: Should we rename our sanghas if Noah Levine retakes control?](https://jerclarke.org/2019/06/17/refuge-recovery-noah-levine/) - [A Proposed, Tentative Logo for Recovery Dharma](https://jerclarke.org/2019/07/10/a-proposed-tentative-logo-for-recovery-dharma/) - [Video: A Buddhist Guide to Life (and WordPress) - My first dharma talk](https://jerclarke.org/2020/01/05/a-buddhist-guide-to-life-video/) - [Video: Automatically share RSS posts to Tumblr with dlvr.it](https://jerclarke.org/2022/11/22/automatically-share-rss-posts-to-tumblr-with-dlvr-it/) - [Video: What is Recovery Dharma? Intro to Buddhist Recovery](https://jerclarke.org/2023/01/21/video-what-is-recovery-dharma-intro-to-buddhist-recovery/) - [Video: Refuge Recovery and Recovery Dharma: What Happened?](https://jerclarke.org/2023/01/08/video-refuge-recovery-and-recovery-dharma-what-happened/) - [Experiences with the Fuji X-T1 in light of the X-T10's imminent release](https://jerclarke.org/2015/06/18/experiences-with-the-fuji-x-t1-in-light-of-the-x-t10s-imminent-release/) - [About Jer and Gender](https://jerclarke.org/2017/08/05/about-jer-and-gender/) - [Meditation tips for daily sits](https://jerclarke.org/2019/11/29/meditation-tips-for-daily-sits/) - [Nothing could brick our love](https://jerclarke.org/2010/07/21/nothing-could-brick-our-love/) - [A Buddhist Guide to WordPress Development](https://jerclarke.org/2018/08/11/buddhist-guide-to-wordpress/) - [Refuge Recovery Lovingkindness Meditation (guided meditation video)](https://jerclarke.org/2019/02/20/refuge-recovery-lovingkindness-meditation-guided-meditation-video/) - [Achievement Unlocked: Meditated for 365 days in a row!](https://jerclarke.org/2019/02/16/achievement-unlocked-meditated-for-365-days-in-a-row/) - Take a minute to celebrate with me: Today I hit 365 days in a row of meditation on Insight Timer! It’s possible - [Cory Doctorow: Zing Coiner - Porn Coiner](https://jerclarke.org/2007/06/20/cory-doctorow-zing-coiner/) - [Refuge Recovery Forgiveness Meditation (guided meditation video)](https://jerclarke.org/2019/02/06/refuge-recovery-forgiveness-meditation-guided-video/) - [Buddhist "Intention Setting Ceremony" for New Years (and Refuge Recovery)](https://jerclarke.org/2018/12/31/buddhist-intention-setting-ceremony-for-new-years-and-refuge-recovery/) - [Refuge Recovery: An oral history of the book with Gary Sanders](https://jerclarke.org/2018/11/29/refuge-recovery-an-oral-history-of-the-book-with-gary-sanders/) - [Refuge Recovery meme: I was alone before](https://jerclarke.org/2018/11/25/refuge-recovery-meme-i-was-alone-before/) - [Celebrating one year of sobriety with Refuge Recovery](https://jerclarke.org/2018/11/22/celebrating-one-year-of-sobriety-with-refuge-recovery/) - [On the manipulation of the Male mindset by archaic notions of gentility.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/22/on-the-manipulation-of-the-male-mindset-by-archaic-notions-of-gentility/) - [They Broke The Facebook IA Plugin for WordPress and Here Is The Workaround](https://jerclarke.org/2018/03/05/they-broke-the-facebook-ia-plugin-for-wordpress-and-here-is-the-workaround/) - [Gender Disobedience and Disobedients](https://jerclarke.org/2017/09/22/gender-disobedience-and-disobedients/) - [Global Voices and Amber: Preserving the web and combatting linkrot with free culture and free software](https://jerclarke.org/2018/03/02/global-voices-and-amber-preserving-the-web-and-combatting-linkrot-with-free-culture-and-free-software/) - [Humblenoia: A fear of ironic compliments](https://jerclarke.org/2017/08/03/humblenoia-a-fear-of-ironic-compliments/) - [Facebook needs to stop using empty user agents FFS](https://jerclarke.org/2016/10/26/facebook-needs-to-stop-using-empty-user-agents-ffs/) - [Exam highlights](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/21/exam-highlights/) - [F******k Instant Articles: How do they work?](https://jerclarke.org/2017/07/21/instant-articles-wordcamp/) - [The time Yahweh tried to Kill Moses, but left him alone in the end.](https://jerclarke.org/2015/10/05/the-time-yahweh-tried-to-kill-moses-but-left-him-alone-in-the-end/) - [An Ode to Walter, who was afraid of a lot of stuff in Pawnee, Indiana](https://jerclarke.org/2015/10/16/an-ode-to-walter-who-was-afraid-of-a-lot-of-stuff-in-pawnee-indiana/) - [Previewing Local/Dev RSS Feeds on Mac OSX](https://jerclarke.org/2016/01/27/previewing-localdev-rss-feeds-on-mac-osx/) - [Say "Romantic Companion" instead of Boyfriend or Girlfriend](https://jerclarke.org/2016/01/31/say-romantic-companion-instead-of-boyfriend-or-girlfriend/) - [Gender is an illusion](https://jerclarke.org/2017/06/07/gender-is-an-illusion/) - [Slides from my WordCamp Talk: Put A Map On It!](https://jerclarke.org/2015/07/05/slides-from-my-wordcamp-talk-put-a-map-on-it/) - [What is Jurassic World?](https://jerclarke.org/2015/06/18/what-is-jurassic-world/) - [Men's rights activists: Stop.](https://jerclarke.org/2015/06/06/mens-rights-activists-stop/) - [Jer and Sarah do A Softer World](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/16/jer-and-sarah-do-a-softer-world/) - [Star Wars Day Meditations: Jedi Code v. Sith Code](https://jerclarke.org/2015/05/04/star-wars-day-meditations-jedi-code-v-sith-code/) - [Mourning the Canadian Census](https://jerclarke.org/2015/04/07/mourning-the-canadian-census/) - [The easiest couple costume if you don't mind being hit on by surprising people](https://jerclarke.org/2013/11/02/the-easiest-couple-costume-if-you-dont-mind-being-hit-on-by-surprising-people/) - [WordCamp NYC this weekend, expecting good times](https://jerclarke.org/2010/10/14/wordcamp-nyc-this-weekend-expecting-good-times/) - [SomaFM is great music to code to](https://jerclarke.org/2012/08/24/somafm-is-great-music-to-code-to/) - [NetBeans Color Scheme: Solarized Dark with PHP Tweaks](https://jerclarke.org/2012/08/17/netbeans-color-scheme-solarized-dark-with-php-tweaks/) - [Video of my DRY CSS talk](https://jerclarke.org/2012/03/07/video-of-my-dry-css-talk/) - [DRY CSS - Slides from my ConFoo 2012 talk](https://jerclarke.org/2012/02/28/dry-css-slides-from-my-confoo-2012-talk/) - [Mac OSX: Setting a keyboard shortcut for maximize/resize window (green jewel)](https://jerclarke.org/2010/03/15/mac-osx-setting-a-keyboard-shortcut-for-maximizeresize-window-green-jewel/) - [Greyhound.ca is a piece of shit website that is probably convincing people to buy cars.](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/09/greyhoundca-is-a-piece-of-shit-website-that-is-probably-convincing-people-to-buy-cars/) - [Untitled](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/15/untitled/) - [A Love Poem in PHP](https://jerclarke.org/2011/11/07/a-love-poem-in-php/) - [iOS apps worth considering](https://jerclarke.org/2011/06/29/ios-apps-worth-considering/) - [Another year, another exciting WordCamp Montreal](https://jerclarke.org/2011/06/22/another-year-another-exciting-wordcamp-montreal/) - [We are all Earthlings](https://jerclarke.org/2008/11/28/we-are-all-earthlings/) - [Richard Nixon on the failed Apollo 11 Moon Landing and Deaths of Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong](https://jerclarke.org/2011/03/18/richard-nixon-on-the-failed-apollo-11-moon-landing-and-deaths-of-buzz-aldrin-and-neil-armstrong/) - [Raven: My Custom Theme (Templates) for Munin](https://jerclarke.org/2011/02/19/raven-my-custom-theme-templates-for-munin/) - [Fuck Jack Layton, fuck Stephen Harper, fuck you, Canada.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/01/17/fuck-jack-layton-fuck-stephen-harper-fuck-you-canada/) - [7 Graphic Novels you should already have read](https://jerclarke.org/2010/10/08/7-graphic-novels-you-should-already-have-read/) - ["Where Are You Off to Now?" - Joey Comeau](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/10/where-are-you-off-to-now-joey-comeau/) - [Multilingual content in WordPress, September 2010](https://jerclarke.org/2010/09/07/multilingual-content-in-wordpress-september-2010/) - [Simian Uprising: officially just cute animal porn](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/06/simian-uprising-officially-just-cute-animal-porn/) - [WordPress Admin Header Redesign: Light or Dark?](https://jerclarke.org/2010/03/27/wordpress-admin-header-redesign-light-or-dark/) - [Lego Stephen Hawking](https://jerclarke.org/2010/02/27/lego-stephen-hawking/) - [The GoldenPalace.com Monkey](https://jerclarke.org/2009/11/18/the-goldenpalace-com-monkey/) - [Montreal WordPress Developer Meetup this thursday](https://jerclarke.org/2009/09/22/montreal-wordpress-developer-meetup-this-thursday/) - [WordCamp Montreal will be awesome ](https://jerclarke.org/2009/06/11/wordcamp-montreal-will-be-awesome/) - [My vote for GV Advocacy](https://jerclarke.org/2009/06/05/my-vote-for-gv-advocacy/) - [Simianuprising.com now hopefully UN-hacked.](https://jerclarke.org/2009/05/12/simianuprisingcom-now-hopefully-un-hacked/) - [SNAKES ON A PLANE! Motherfucking 1$ supershow at the Motherfucking 1$ Cinema - TONIGHT!](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/19/snakes-on-a-plane-motherfucking-1-supershow-at-the-motherfucking-1-cinema-tonight/) - [I'll be speaking at WordCamp Toronto](https://jerclarke.org/2009/04/11/ill-be-speaking-at-wordcamp-toronto/) - [we both know three things.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/04/we-both-know-three-things/) - [Robin Schwartz's Primate Photography](https://jerclarke.org/2009/04/02/robin-schwartzs-primate-photography/) - [[backpost] thoughts on media concentrations](https://jerclarke.org/2003/11/19/backpost-thoughts-on-media-concentrations/) - [[backpost] thoughts on self-image](https://jerclarke.org/2003/11/21/backpost-thoughts-on-self-image/) - [Global Voices Does Miami](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/28/global-voices-does-miami/) - [Six Years Ago on Ungrateful Biped](https://jerclarke.org/2009/03/04/six-years-ago-on-ungrateful-biped/) - [Six Years Ago Today on Ungrateful Biped](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/26/six-years-ago-today-on-ungrateful-biped-3/) - [Six Years Ago Today on Ungrateful Biped](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/15/six-years-ago-today-on-ungrateful-biped-2/) - [Global Voices does Valentines: Teach someone to blog!](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/12/global-voices-does-valentines-teach-someone-to-blog/) - [Lingua flexes its muscles.](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/04/lingua-flexes-its-muscles/) - [Six years ago today on Ungrateful Biped](https://jerclarke.org/2009/02/02/six-years-ago-today-on-ungrateful-biped/) - [Adding Dashboard Widgets to WordPress 2.7 Using Plugins](https://jerclarke.org/2009/01/22/adding-dashboard-widgets-to-wordpress-27-using-plugins/) - [Brain Controller for Video Games: WTF Awesome.](https://jerclarke.org/2009/01/16/brain-controller-for-video-games-wtf-awesome/) - [doing something with those old videos](https://jerclarke.org/2009/01/02/doing-something-with-those-old-videos/) - [Okay I lied: We are whores for cuteness](https://jerclarke.org/2008/12/19/okay-i-lied-we-are-whores-for-cuteness/) - [New Global Voices Funding Drive Campaign?](https://jerclarke.org/2008/12/12/new-global-voices-funding-drive-campaign/) - [Keeping your server alive with Monit](https://jerclarke.org/2008/11/29/keeping-your-server-alive-with-monit/) - [Awesome: Global Voices website being shown on CNN!](https://jerclarke.org/2008/11/28/awesome-global-voices-website-being-shown-on-cnn/) - [Damn, it told me to vote with my heart.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/10/02/damn-it-told-me-to-vote-with-my-heart/) - [On Notice for September 2008](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/22/on-notice-for-september-2008/) - [Phoques en peril.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/26/phoques-en-peril/) - [PETA v. Jonathan Swift: Modest proposals and the closed-minded dimwits who take them seriously.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/24/peta-v-jonathan-swift-modest-proposals-and-the-closed-minded-dimwits-who-take-them-seriously/) - [Search Engine Keyword stats for the last year: #1 at 7% and 406 searchers...](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/23/search-engine-keyword-stats-for-the-last-year-1-at-7-and-406-searchers/) - [Quebec government ignores open source, gives business to U.S. instead.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/16/quebec-government-ignores-open-source-gives-business-to-us-instead/) - ["In [[homework]]" - or - I love Wikipedia](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/12/in-homework-or-i-love-wikipedia/) - [Google Groups Spam Uprising - Securing your list](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/09/google-groups-spam-uprising-securing-your-list/) - [Web Design Time Distribution: Graphjam](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/06/web-design-time-distribution-graphjam/) - [If you offered me 1 cent to bend over and pick something up, I'd slap you - or - Put an end to Pennies.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/07/if-you-offered-me-1-cent-to-bend-over-and-pick-something-up-id-slap-you-or-put-an-end-to-pennies/) - [Play the game AT THE GAY BAR.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/05/play-the-game-at-the-gay-bar/) - [Scott McCloud and Google Chrome](https://jerclarke.org/2008/09/03/scott-mccloud-and-google-chrome/) - [Snake Jump: zomg teh fun](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/15/snake-jump-zomg-teh-fun/) - [Speaking at Wordcamp San Francisco '08](https://jerclarke.org/2008/08/05/speaking-at-wordcamp-san-francisco-08/) - [Interspecies Solidarity](https://jerclarke.org/2008/07/21/interspecies-solidarity/) - [On Vacation : Jun 10 - Jul 4](https://jerclarke.org/2008/06/09/on-vacation-jun-10-jul-4/) - [The Nerd Handbook ](https://jerclarke.org/2008/05/13/the-nerd-handbook/) - [RSS Awareness Day - You fool, are you reading this on a website?!?](https://jerclarke.org/2008/05/01/rss-awareness-day-you-fool-are-you-reading-this-on-a-website/) - [Catching up on XKCD makes me happy](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/17/catching-up-on-xkcd-makes-me-happy/) - [Old clothes make me sad when I have to get rid of them](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/16/old-clothes-make-me-sad-when-i-have-to-get-rid-of-them/) - [Sidewalk Psychiatry](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/13/sidewalk-psychiatry/) - [OOOOOW! WHAT DID I DO!?!?](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/10/ooooow-what-did-i-do/) - [End Prohibition](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/07/end-prohibition/) - [Going to India](https://jerclarke.org/2006/12/11/going-to-india/) - [Voices without Votes != splog](https://jerclarke.org/2008/02/11/voices-without-votes-splog/) - [Global Voices Summarized in Podcast](https://jerclarke.org/2008/04/05/global-voices-summarized-in-podcast/) - [Perfect Internet Video](https://jerclarke.org/2008/03/18/perfect-internet-video/) - [No Comment.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/03/13/no-comment/) - [This American Life utterly pwned by The Onion](https://jerclarke.org/2008/03/12/this-american-life-utterly-pwned-by-the-onion/) - [300 analyzed in video mashup texto-documentary.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/02/29/300-analyzed-in-video-mashup-texto-documentary/) - [Two days of hardware/software upgrades turns me into some kind of monster. ](https://jerclarke.org/2008/02/14/two-days-of-hardwaresoftware-upgrades-turns-me-into-some-kind-of-monster/) - [John Edwards Seems Okay](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/23/john-edwards-seems-okay/) - [Philosophy Lolcat Chaser](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/22/philosophy-lolcat-chaser/) - [Seeing it](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/21/seeing-it/) - [Screaming, Nirvana and Hype Machine](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/18/screaming-nirvana-and-hype-machine/) - [I know what Cloverfield is, and I want to puke so bad.](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/17/i-know-what-cloverfield-is-and-i-want-to-puke-so-bad/) - [teh end of da wurld](https://jerclarke.org/2008/01/08/teh-end-of-da-wurld/) - [Tim Meadows Makes a Great Argument Against Marijuana](https://jerclarke.org/2007/12/20/tim-meadows-makes-a-great-argument-against-marijuana/) - [Finally I can Breathe again - or - RAM upgrades taste good.](https://jerclarke.org/2007/12/20/finally-i-can-breathe-again-or-ram-upgrades-taste-good/) - [Because I like it when people find me in Google](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/15/because-i-like-it-when-people-find-me-in-google/) - [Ear Ideas: Great simple podcast directory](https://jerclarke.org/2007/12/10/ear-ideas-great-simple-podcast-directory/) - [Iraq War II: Other stupid, mind-numbing things you could do with a trillion dollars.](https://jerclarke.org/2007/12/08/iraq-war-ii-other-stupid-mind-numbing-things-you-could-do-with-a-trillion-dollars/) - [Alley Food](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/11/alley-food/) - [Facebook has the worst ads redux](https://jerclarke.org/2007/11/14/facebook-has-the-worst-ads-redux/) - [Facebook: Pornish Ads for Scammy Websites](https://jerclarke.org/2007/10/04/facebook-pornish-ads-for-scammy-websites/) - [Best cartoon description of DRM I've ever seen. ](https://jerclarke.org/2007/09/26/best-cartoon-description-of-drm-ive-ever-seen/) - [YouTube series shows WoW in brutally honest light](https://jerclarke.org/2007/09/14/youtube-series-shows-wow-in-brutally-honest-light/) - [More Hummer Fun](https://jerclarke.org/2007/09/10/more-hummer-fun/) - [On the counter-municipalitory habitus of superheroics.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/22/on-the-counter-municipalitory-habitus-of-superheroics/) - [lolSimian](https://jerclarke.org/2007/07/17/lolsimian/) - [All Hail Megatron](https://jerclarke.org/2007/07/07/all-hail-megatron/) - [In The dream, the robots were kept in cages](https://jerclarke.org/2007/07/06/in-the-dream-the-robots-were-kept-in-cages/) - [Letting Go](https://jerclarke.org/2007/07/05/letting-go/) - [And You Will Know My Name is The Lord](https://jerclarke.org/2007/07/04/and-you-will-know-my-name-is-the-lord/) - [Eat It Kasparov!](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/24/eat-it-kasparov/) - [Bask](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/14/bask/) - [Ruggedized Design](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/12/ruggedized-design/) - [Nerdout Chaser](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/02/nerdout-chaser/) - [To be clear about Linux](https://jerclarke.org/2007/05/02/to-be-clear-about-linux/) - [Rooting for the Underdog](https://jerclarke.org/2007/04/27/rooting-for-the-underdog/) - [Happy Good Friday Everyone - or - Jesus was from a Village, right?](https://jerclarke.org/2007/04/06/happy-good-friday-everyone-or-jesus-was-from-a-village-right/) - [I R KLIN-TON!](https://jerclarke.org/2007/04/03/i-r-klin-ton/) - [The Awesome Awkwardness of Social Networks](https://jerclarke.org/2007/03/10/the-awesome-awkwardness-of-social-networks/) - [So it turns out I look just like one of the guys from ABBA](https://jerclarke.org/2007/03/09/so-it-turns-out-i-look-just-like-one-of-the-guys-from-abba/) - [zombierotica](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/15/zombierotica/) - [Akihabara](https://jerclarke.org/2007/02/11/akihabara/) - [to the temple](https://jerclarke.org/2007/02/10/to-the-temple/) - [The Surface of the Moon](https://jerclarke.org/2007/02/09/the-surface-of-the-moon/) - [Shibuya, every three minutes](https://jerclarke.org/2007/02/08/shibuya-every-three-minutes/) - [ninja turtles](https://jerclarke.org/2007/01/30/ninja-turtles/) - [Shopping and Tourism](https://jerclarke.org/2007/01/14/shopping-and-tourism/) - [Going to Japan](https://jerclarke.org/2007/01/04/going-to-japan/) - [Christmas Stories for Tech Law Nerds](https://jerclarke.org/2007/01/03/christmas-stories-for-tech-law-nerds/) - [The hero seeks peace and enlightenment in Pushkar, finds sickness and parties.](https://jerclarke.org/2007/01/01/the-hero-seeks-peace-and-enlightenment-in-pushkar-finds-sickness-and-parties/) - [Our Hero Flees Delhi in a Terror, encounters his heritage in Jaipur](https://jerclarke.org/2006/12/22/our-hero-flees-delhi-in-a-terror-encounters-his-heritage-in-jaipur/) - [Journey begins](https://jerclarke.org/2006/12/15/journey-begins/) - [Guide to hiring a new web developper](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/14/guide-to-hiring-a-new-web-developper/) - [Long Day](https://jerclarke.org/2006/02/10/long-day/) - [On virtual worlds and continental errors.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/04/11/340/) - [Sorry 'bout the silence.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/03/26/337/) - [Maybe I just shouldn't play Second Life at all.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/27/maybe-i-just-shouldnt-play-second-life-at-all/) - [On the blurring of reality and play](https://jerclarke.org/2006/04/11/on-the-blurring-of-reality-and-play/) - [Why does my life seem to be taking place in Foxtrot lately?](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/18/why-does-my-life-seem-to-be-taking-place-in-foxtrot-lately/) - [Five Months Later it Still Rings true.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/12/five-months-later-this-still-rings-true/) - [The future of gaming - I can't help feeling this is all too real](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/03/the-future-of-gaming-i-cant-help-feeling-this-is-all-too-real/) - [The Daedalus Project and MMO addiction](https://jerclarke.org/2006/12/05/the-daedalus-project-and-mmo-addiction/) - [Realities we missed at the time](https://jerclarke.org/2006/12/04/realities-we-missed-at-the-time/) - [Il fait beau dans l'Metro!](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/28/il-fait-beau-dans-lmetro/) - [Stephen Colbert Reconsiders his Role in the New American Political Landscape](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/14/stephen-colbert-reconsiders-his-role-in-the-new-american-political-landscape/) - [I'm in your house](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/09/im-in-your-house/) - [People who steal bikes should be forced to inhale car exhaust through special gas masks that also have 'asshole' written in big block letters across the forehead](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/09/people-who-steal-bikes-should-be-forced-to-inhale-car-exhaust-through-special-gas-masks-that-also-have-asshole-written-in-big-block-letters-across-the-forehead/) - [MySpace is even deader than it was 10 minutes ago. You are clinging to a falling rock.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/08/myspace-is-even-deader-than-it-was-10-minutes-ago-you-are-clinging-to-a-falling-rock/) - [Photo Booth is more fun than you think.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/06/photo-booth-is-more-fun-than-you-think/) - [Word of the day: "Bitchy Smackdown"](https://jerclarke.org/2006/11/02/word-of-the-day-bitchy-smackdown/) - [Avenue du Parc](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/23/avenue-du-parc/) - [Oh man.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/18/oh-man/) - [Trawling around Flickr makes me happy.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/12/trawling-around-flickr-makes-me-happy/) - [Gravatars](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/13/gravatars/) - [I just love the way it looks.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/11/i-just-love-the-way-it-looks/) - [Branded Juice](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/06/branded-juice/) - [Beacon Lighting Inc.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/03/beacon-lighting-inc/) - [Loons and Humans](https://jerclarke.org/2006/10/02/loons-and-humans/) - [Clinton Pwnz Fox News Smirker, is a conspiracy theorist like you and me.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/28/clinton-pwnz-fox-news-smirker-is-a-conspiracy-theorist-like-you-and-me/) - [Album Covers I Wish were Real](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/21/album-covers-i-wish-were-real/) - [Banksy](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/16/banksy/) - [Your Father's Oldsmobile](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/13/your-fathers-oldsmobile/) - [9/11 Truth](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/11/911-truth/) - [B57-EA07](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/10/b57-ea07/) - [5ives and homophobes](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/07/5ives-and-homophobes/) - ["Yeah, my bag's okay, but I wish it had more logos."](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/07/yeah-my-bags-okay-but-i-wish-it-had-more-logos/) - [Dilated](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/06/dilated/) - [I found this at LaRonde - or - The Simulation Collapses in Upon Itself](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/05/i-found-this-at-laronde-or-the-simulation-collapses-in-upon-itself/) - [Death Trap](https://jerclarke.org/2006/09/04/death-trap/) - [No Disco-Dancing](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/23/no-disco-dancing/) - [We Still Play With Toys](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/22/we-still-play-with-toys/) - [God to humans: I choose the chickendome](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/20/god-to-humans-i-choose-the-chickendome/) - [worth coming out for](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/18/worth-coming-out-for/) - [and when they looked down there was nothing to see but screens](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/15/and-when-they-looked-down-there-was-nothing-to-see-but-screens/) - [Monkey Pwnz Dog](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/16/monkey-pwnz-dog/) - [Dude gets public urination ticket because police are hip to FaceBook.com](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/15/dude-gets-public-urination-ticket-because-police-are-hip-to-facebookcom/) - [the apes have taught themselves to fly](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/12/the-apes-have-taught-themselves-to-fly/) - [Hate Comments - or - all my fans](https://jerclarke.org/2006/07/10/385/) - [Playfulness Porn](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/01/playfulness-porn/) - [Defective by Design](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/07/defective-by-design/) - [because](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/08/because/) - [Popping Hummer Cherry ](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/03/popping-hummer-cherry/) - [Nerds - or - John Gruber just blew my mind.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/08/01/nerds-or-john-gruber-just-blew-my-mind/) - [new wings](https://jerclarke.org/2006/07/11/new-wings/) - [I love the Village](https://jerclarke.org/2006/07/10/i-love-the-village/) - [Father, I am building an army.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/25/father-i-am-building-an-army/) - [I came for Jesus](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/24/i-came-for-jesus/) - [Punk Rock](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/09/punk-rock/) - [MySpace Beautification Front](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/19/myspace-beautification-front/) - [our love is big and leafy](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/19/our-love-is-big-and-leafy/) - [Semioclash](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/16/semioclash/) - [Hollywood Goes Hypercommercial - amazing film about product placement (free)](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/15/hollywood-goes-hypercommercial-amazing-film-about-product-placement-free/) - [Lockpick Pornography - Joey Comeau](https://jerclarke.org/2005/12/14/lockpick-pornography-joey-comeau/) - [Products that need never have existed #364](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/13/things-that-need-never-have-existed-364/) - [Grey Zone CopyTheory - Yes. ](https://jerclarke.org/2006/06/09/grey-zone-copytheory-yes/) - [Songs to play at my funeral](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/27/songs-to-play-at-my-funeral/) - [Summer Yet?](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/27/summer-yet/) - [Ze Frank every day. /awesome](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/21/ze-frank-every-day-awesome/) - [don't stop](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/28/dont-stop/) - [a clear message](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/26/a-clear-message/) - [Magic Beans - or - I Love You](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/23/magic-beans-or-i-love-you/) - [Al Gore is cooler than you are.](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/20/al-gore-is-cooler-than-you-are/) - [take me](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/20/348/) - [undelivered gifts](https://jerclarke.org/2006/05/19/undelivered-gifts/) - [Justin Woo - ZOMG](https://jerclarke.org/2006/04/27/justin-woo-zomg/) - [Microsoft Ports for Mac still suck](https://jerclarke.org/2006/04/03/microsoft-ports-for-mac-still-suck/) - [Light Well Worn](https://jerclarke.org/2006/04/03/light-well-worn/) - [familial coincidences, brave fu[]king k[]ds, and blaming chernobyl](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/16/familial-coincidences-brave-fucking-kids-and-blaming-chernobyl/) - [Surrealist Research](https://jerclarke.org/2006/02/13/surrealist-research/) - [luckycharms v. coffee - or - losing sometimes ](https://jerclarke.org/2006/02/13/luckycharms-v-coffee-or-losing-sometimes/) - [bigger spaces](https://jerclarke.org/2006/01/30/bigger-spaces/) - [Conservative Minority](https://jerclarke.org/2006/01/24/conservative-minority/) - [Playing with LiveJournal and a love of images.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/05/playing-with-livejournal-and-a-love-of-images/) - [Novel Phenotypes](https://jerclarke.org/2006/01/16/novel-phenotypes/) - [New Perspectives - or - I Quit](https://jerclarke.org/2005/12/31/new-perspectives-or-i-quit/) - [I made a movie about christmas](https://jerclarke.org/2005/12/22/i-made-a-movie-about-christmas/) - [too much snow](https://jerclarke.org/2005/12/21/too-much-snow/) - [I think I was Fired Today](https://jerclarke.org/2005/12/07/i-think-i-was-fired-today/) - [it was already dead](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/29/it-was-already-dead/) - [27 Days Too Early](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/24/27-days-too-early/) - [conspicuously gentle](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/22/conspicuously-gentle/) - [Botched Linguistics](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/15/botched-linguistics/) - [A New Kind of Capitalism](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/14/a-new-kind-of-capitalism/) - [Shades of Grey](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/13/shades-of-grey/) - [the big questions](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/07/the-big-questions/) - [standing by the window as buildings topple, waiting for the ground ](https://jerclarke.org/2005/11/01/standing-by-the-window-as-every-building-topples-waiting-for-the-ground/) - [circular peg, linear hole - or - it fell out during the night ](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/30/circular-peg-linear-hole-or-it-fell-out-during-the-night/) - [somehow quite classical](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/28/somehow-quite-classical/) - [scientific management](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/27/scientific-management/) - [5ives: Smiles deep down](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/25/5ives-smiles-deep-down/) - [I Never Asked For This](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/25/i-never-asked-for-this/) - [More Semiotics](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/24/more-semiotics/) - [haxx0r3d!](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/23/haxx0r3d/) - [In the Pocket of an Ogre](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/13/in-the-pocket-of-an-ogre/) - [God v. logic, over three hundred proofs for gods existence ](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/12/god-v-logic-over-three-hundred-proofs-for-gods-existence/) - [I had this dream...](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/10/i-had-this-dream/) - [music videos](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/10/music-videos/) - [pieces of awesome.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/31/pieces-of-awesome/) - [proactive goalsets - or - market research makes jer go crazy](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/07/proactive-goalsets-or-market-research-makes-jer-go-crazy/) - [Often Degenerate Samples](https://jerclarke.org/2005/10/04/often-degenerate-samples/) - [summer's last dance](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/24/summers-last-dance/) - [fungal allies](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/22/fungal-allies/) - [transhuman](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/20/transhuman/) - [i picked you some flowers (but the photos were nicer, so i sent you those instead)](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/18/i-picked-you-some-flowers-but-the-photos-were-nicer-so-i-sent-you-those-instead/) - [a butterfly story part IV: shining through](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/16/a-butterfly-story-part-iv-shining-through/) - [a failure of memory](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/15/a-failure-of-memory/) - [worth saving](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/13/woth-saving/) - [welcome to the future](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/11/welcome-to-the-future/) - [On the future of creation, the theft of a culture, a man with a plan, and an overrated mouse.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/04/on-the-future-of-creation-the-theft-of-a-culture-a-man-with-a-plan-and-an-overrated-mouse/) - [our last drop of innocence](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/10/our-last-drop-of-innocence/) - [Too amazing to miss](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/08/too-amazing-to-miss/) - [interlude - or - secret treasure](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/08/interlude-or-waiting-for-a-new-hard-drive-so-i-can-edit-part-3-which-is-a-video/) - [a butterfly story part II: one last squeeze -or- birth lobes](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/05/a-butterfly-story-part-ii-one-last-squeeze/) - [a butterfly story part I: fixings](https://jerclarke.org/2005/09/03/a-butterfly-story-part-i-fixings/) - [maybe it's not okay](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/31/maybe-its-not-okay/) - [Chasing Angels](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/26/chasing-angels/) - [Tea Parties for Brand New Grownups](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/25/tea-parties-for-brand-new-grownups/) - [Waiting For Time to Start Again](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/23/waiting-for-time-to-start-again/) - [Finally got a new camera to replace my old fuji I killed with love.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/23/finally-got-a-new-camera-to-replace-my-old-fuji-i-killed-with-love/) - [This Spartan Life : Machinima Talk Show](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/20/this-spartan-life-machinima-talk-show/) - [On stretching the foodsources, Synthacows and the nagging sense that your lifestyle choices aren't as meaningful as you like to imagine.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/19/on-stretching-the-foodsources-synthacows-and-the-nagging-sense-that-your-lifestyle-choices-arent-as-meaningful-as-you-like-to-imagine/) - [Apologies for the lack of stuff.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/08/13/apologies-for-the-lack-of-stuff/) - [Alternative Freedom](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/07/alternative-freedoms/) - [Lockpick Pornography](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/23/lockpick-pornography/) - [Shopping For Flowers](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/22/shopping-for-flowers/) - [WordPress Upgraded to 1.5.1.3](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/12/wordpress-upgraded-to-1513/) - [Canadian Religious Right to Democracy: "Fuck You"](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/13/canadian-religious-right-to-democracy-fuck-you/) - [THIS JUST IN! "IE SUCKS, IS EVIL!"](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/17/this-just-in-ie-sucks-is-evil/) - [On the gratiousness of e-folk, speculation of the near future, and amazing sillyness.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/10/on-the-gratiousness-of-e-folk-speculation-of-the-near-future-and-amazing-sillyness/) - [giant televisions installed throughout metro system...](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/28/giant-televisions-installed-throughout-metro-system/) - [beware of roaming block level elements!](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/23/beware-of-roaming-block-level-elements/) - [Kentucky proves once again that just about anything would be better than living in the U.S. ESPECIALLY zombie attacks.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/02/kentucky-proves-once-again-that-just-about-anything-would-be-better-than-living-in-the-us-emespeciallyem-zombie-attacks/) - [because I am a whore for the kittens](https://jerclarke.org/2005/05/25/because-i-am-a-whore-for-the-kittens/) - [Peeing in a bucket for Bling](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/11/peeing-in-a-bucket-for-bling/) - [beauty v. the internet](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/06/beauty-v-the-internet/) - [Words that Don't Exist](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/10/words-that-dont-exist/) - [artbusting](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/07/artbusting/) - [as in button](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/03/as-in-button/) - [Getting Lost in You](https://jerclarke.org/2005/07/01/getting-lost-in-you/) - [Artbusting: Nike sodomizes punk rock.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/29/artbusting-nike-sodomizes-punk-rock/) - [It's Tuesday night, and I am so at the party.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/29/its-tuesday-night-and-i-am-so-at-the-party/) - [MIT Blogging Survey](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/28/mit-blogging-survey/) - [Three AM Lawn Party](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/28/three-am-lawn-party/) - [The U.S. Government + graphic design + drugs](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/27/the-us-government-graphic-design-drugs/) - [Better films involving ukuleles.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/27/better-films-involving-ukuleles/) - [hits in the sunshine](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/04/hits-in-the-sunshine/) - [Engrish: 99$ Electric Scooter](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/01/engrish-99-electric-scooter/) - [not the suburbs](https://jerclarke.org/2005/06/01/not-the-suburbs/) - [The Mountain Goats - Why aren't you listening yet?](https://jerclarke.org/2005/05/25/the-mountain-goats-why-arent-you-listening-yet/) - [the systemic manufacture of consent](https://jerclarke.org/2005/05/15/the-systemic-manufacture-of-consent/) - [photosensitive](https://jerclarke.org/2005/05/16/photosensitive/) - [I cast mage armor, and start to sing.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/05/03/i-cast-mage-armor-and-start-to-sing/) - [concealing textures](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/27/concealing-textures/) - [all our cute little names](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/24/all-our-cute-little-names/) - [...could it be over?](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/12/could-it-be-over/) - [maybe... it worked?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/30/maybe-it-worked/) - [Uke 'Till You Puke](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/05/uke-till-you-puke/) - [ontology is for losers](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/03/non-stop-philosophy/) - [all that time, and you never saw me dance](https://jerclarke.org/2005/04/04/all-that-time-and-you-never-saw-me-dance/) - [So many coding projects lately...](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/30/so-many-coding-projects-lately/) - [I hugged your new boyfriend](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/29/i-hugged-your-new-boyfriend/) - [humblest appologies](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/28/humblest-appologies/) - [something beautiful](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/23/something-beautiful/) - [Engrish Ukulele lessons: "Sing Loudly"](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/19/engrish-ukulele-lessons-sing-loudly/) - [30 second review of Webroot's Pop Up Washer](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/27/30-second-review-of-webroots-popup-washer/) - [Comeau v. Microsoft](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/15/comeau-v-microsoft/) - [June 14 2004 - March 10 2005](https://jerclarke.org/2005/03/11/june-14-2004-march-10-2005/) - [You could look this good!](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/10/you-could-look-this-good/) - [surge](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/15/surge/) - [foolproof](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/12/foolproof/) - [It was SO bad.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/08/young-man-ends-own-life-during-interpretive-dance-performance-steals-show/) - [Dill-icious Dorritos and the end of the universe.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/02/08/dill-icious-dorritos-and-the-end-of-the-universe/) - [how did we get so lost](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/30/how-did-we-get-so-lost/) - [Things to do while you're too busy for this junk. ](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/27/things-to-do-while-youre-too-busy-for-this-junk/) - [food](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/06/food/) - [photo archive of january](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/30/photo-archive-of-january/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/21/) - [photoshop self-portrait](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/01/photoshop-self-portrait/) - [signifiers and snowstorms](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/04/signifiers-and-snowstorms/) - [mythical cheeses](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/07/mythical-cheeses/) - [underground](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/08/underground/) - [vertigo](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/14/vertigo/) - [maybe it's over](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/27/maybe-its-over/) - [photo archive of december](https://jerclarke.org/2003/12/30/photo-archive-of-december/) - [photo archive of november](https://jerclarke.org/2003/11/30/photo-archive-of-november/) - [Cheese Instead of Bacon](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/17/cheese-instead-of-bacon/) - [William Shatner teams up with Ben Folds for musical project, universe implodes under force of goodness.](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/13/william-shatner-teams-up-with-ben-folds-for-musical-project-universe-implodes-under-force-of-goodness/) - [Intellectual Property Nerd](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/11/intellectual-property-nerd/) - [Second Life](https://jerclarke.org/2005/01/02/second-life/) - [stark glory](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/04/stark-glory/) - [zen, and free e-books.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/18/zen-and-free-e-books/) - [communications theory](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/29/communications-theory/) - [universal church of the interactive network](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/03/universal-church-of-the-interactive-network/) - [you wish you were this sexy.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/07/you-wish-you-were-this-sexy/) - [moments when i am so glad i am using a mac.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/08/moments-when-i-am-so-glad-i-am-using-a-mac/) - [On the input habits of the north american 633xx0r, and other techno-rubbish.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/22/on-the-input-habits-of-the-north-american-633xx0r-and-other-techno-rubbish/) - [On Simian Similies for the Human Animal](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/15/on-simian-similies-for-the-human-animal/) - [notes to selfs.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/31/notes-to-selfs/) - [a confused and sickly planet](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/07/a-confused-and-sickly-planet/) - [A Critique of Pure T-Shirts.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/03/a-critique-of-pure-t-shirts/) - [on the greeting practices of odious creators, and their inability to justify lazyness.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/03/on-the-greeting-practices-of-odious-creators-and-their-inability-to-justify-lazyness/) - [Merry Season, The Internet.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/26/merry-season-the-internet/) - [rabbits?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/18/rabbits/) - [it has come to my attention](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/06/it-has-come-to-my-attention/) - [On the future of super-monkeys, smart drugs and transhumanism.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/25/on-the-future-of-super-monkeys-smart-drugs-and-transhumanism/) - [as if you needed more reasons...](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/08/as-if-you-needed-more-reasons/) - [On graphic narrative as left-wing propaganda, and goofy canadian marginalist thought-structures.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/13/on-graphic-narrative-as-left-wing-propaganda-and-goofy-canadian-marginalist-thought-structures/) - [On the end of an era - OR - I should have more time from now on.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/21/on-the-end-of-an-era-or-i-should-have-more-time-from-now-on/) - [spider-man revisited](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/23/spider-man-revisited/) - [on the eve of the election...](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/28/on-the-eve-of-the-election/) - [liberals win minority government, the evilisation of canada is averted, continued mediocrity ensues.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/29/liberals-win-minority-government-the-evilisation-of-canada-is-averted-continued-mediocrity-ensues/) - [server problems and a good ten days.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/03/server-problems-and-a-good-ten-days/) - [VIRAL marketing?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/15/viral-marketing/) - [On High-Sea Imperialism and underapreciated freedom-fighters.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/16/on-high-sea-imperialism-and-underapreciated-freedom-fighters/) - [As doom approaches,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/27/as-doom-approaches/) - [On Burocratic highway robbery and the utter stupidity of The Man.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/12/on-burocratic-highway-robbery-and-the-utter-stupidity-of-the-man/) - [fluffy little satan-spawn](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/17/fluffy-little-satan-spawn/) - [Quote of the day: John Perry Barlow](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/05/quote-of-the-day-john-perry-barlow/) - [Finally breaking down - or - germans are crazy.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/19/finally-breaking-down-or-germans-are-crazy/) - [other people's memories](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/13/other-peoples-memories/) - [today I missed being crushed by a police chase colision by 15 feet. At the time I was saying that I hadn't had my heart truly broken since grade 8, and that really, I didn't know what it feels like.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/20/today-i-missed-being-crushed-by-a-police-chase-colision-by-15-feet-at-the-time-i-was-saying-that-i-hadnt-had-my-heart-truly-broken-since-grade-8-and-that-really-i-didnt-know-what-it-feels-like/) - [photograph your authorities](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/05/photograph-your-authorities/) - [Local transhumanist sells out - or - the path of progress demands it](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/23/local-transhumanist-sells-out-or-the-path-of-progress-demands-it/) - [vapour as decoration](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/02/vapour-as-decoration/) - [don't wake it -or- we're all doomed](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/28/dont-wake-it-or-were-all-doomed/) - [after everyone turned zombie, the shoe aisle was the first thing to go.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/05/after-everyone-turned-zombie-the-shoe-aisle-was-the-first-thing-to-go/) - [tiny chemical miracles](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/02/tiny-chemical-miracles/) - [in the depths of this funk](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/30/in-the-depths-of-this-funk/) - [Burgled - or - the cops took over three hours to show up.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/23/burgled-or-the-cops-took-over-three-hours-to-show-up/) - [Opinion Search Inc. "Targeting Opinions Worldwide" ®](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/06/opinion-search-inc-targeting-opinions-worldwide/) - [new options](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/17/new-options/) - [tear it down and drink it up - or - tiny franco-anarchist beers](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/11/tear-it-down-and-drink-it-up-or-tiny-franco-anarchist-beers/) - [international for "don't touch the weasel."](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/02/international-for-dont-touch-the-weasel/) - [eat it, Scarpaleggia.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/15/eat-it-scarpaleggia/) - [emo phil](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/23/emo-phil/) - [almost believable](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/18/almost-believable/) - [the treachery of spaces](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/09/the-treachery-of-spaces/) - [undead creationist](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/08/undead-creationist/) - [weed](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/07/weed/) - [inspired](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/06/inspired/) - [fonzis](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/25/fonzis/) - [things: significantly better](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/23/things-significantly-better/) - [fishes](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/06/fishes/) - [On the moralizing of the masses through manipulative means and the innapropriate use of alliteration.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/20/on-the-moralizing-of-the-masses-through-manipulative-means-and-the-innapropriate-use-of-alliteration/) - [big star](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/31/big-star/) - [fermosa](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/12/fermosa/) - [i may or may not be drunk now](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/10/i-may-or-may-not-be-drunk-now/) - [jesus dies - or - there are no more eggs](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/09/jesus-dies-or-there-are-no-more-eggs/) - [static](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/27/static/) - [here comes the rock](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/26/here-comes-the-rock/) - [|=1|_||=|=33 k4720|2](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/24/1_33-k47202/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/19/) - [suspiciouser](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/18/suspiciouser/) - [where am i?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/17/where-am-i/) - [the pyro-hygenic results of archaeo-inflammatory filmmaking - or - i burnt my toothbrush.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/16/the-pyro-hygenic-results-of-archaeo-inflammatory-filmmaking-or-i-burnt-my-toothbrush/) - [today](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/13/today/) - [disphasia](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/08/disphasia/) - [follicle portraiture](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/15/follicle-portraiture/) - [necessary meaning](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/12/necessary-meaning/) - [too close to tell](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/11/too-close-to-tell/) - [all as one](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/12/all-as-one/) - [stunted rebellion](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/07/stunted-rebellion/) - [urban shimmer](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/05/urban-shimmer/) - [naturalesque environmentalism](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/05/naturalesque-environmentalism/) - [i'm not sure exactly](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/03/im-not-sure-exactly/) - [two years](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/02/two-years/) - [work is hell](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/27/work-is-hell/) - [visceral surroundings](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/26/visceral-surroundings/) - [you will all be destroyed](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/25/you-will-all-be-destroyed/) - [top floor](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/22/top-floor/) - [paying the man](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/21/paying-the-man/) - [metaphysics](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/19/metaphysics/) - [la belle province - or - the hotdogs have all been eaten](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/18/la-belle-province-or-the-hotdogs-have-all-been-eaten/) - [baffling erection](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/16/baffling-erection/) - [sarcastic insurrection](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/13/sarcastic-insurrection/) - [translucence](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/13/translucence/) - [studio](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/11/studio/) - [missed promotions and soft focus](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/10/missed-promotions-and-soft-focus/) - [the ugliest pigeon i ever saw.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/05/the-ugliest-pigeon-i-ever-saw/) - [bit dry.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/30/bit-dry/) - [note: things are being rebuilt](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/28/note-things-are-being-rebuilt/) - [Christmas Carols are for jerks : Music 2.0](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/20/christmas-carols-are-for-jerks-music-20/) - [The Future, circa. 1967](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/19/the-future-circa-1967/) - [Found above a urinal - or - heroic imagery sells games.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/12/found-above-a-urinal-or-heroic-imagery-sells-games/) - [Finally, I can belong.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/07/finally-i-can-belong/) - [cathode-ray](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/05/cathode-ray/) - [never the right time](https://jerclarke.org/2004/12/01/never-the-right-time/) - ["while Hall pulls down her skirt, and walks away."](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/28/while-hall-pulls-down-her-skirt-and-walks-away/) - [Sartre: "You are what you are not."](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/24/sartre-you-are-what-you-are-not/) - [Just when I was thinking that it wasn't so bad after all...](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/23/just-when-i-was-thinking-that-it-wasnt-so-bad-after-all/) - [Other half of America to world: "Holy shit, we're sorry"](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/14/other-half-of-america-to-world-holy-shit-were-sorry/) - [On media and messages, public service announcements, and burnt toast.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/09/on-media-and-messages-public-service-announcements-and-burnt-toast/) - [America to World: "FUCK YOU"](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/03/america-to-world-fuck-you/) - [so busy lately](https://jerclarke.org/2004/11/02/so-busy-lately/) - [october twenty-eighth](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/29/october-twenty-eighth/) - [This call may be monitored for quality control purposes. . .](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/22/this-call-may-be-monitored-for-quality-control-purposes/) - [the world-historical](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/20/the-world-historical/) - [Young man moves through cyberspace with mind, takes over planet.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/14/young-man-moves-through-cyberspace-with-mind-takes-over-planet/) - [romantic associates](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/13/romantic-associates/) - [generic canadian imagery #327 - or - the sky is always grey lately](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/11/generic-canadian-imagery-327-or-the-sky-is-always-grey-lately/) - [It's 2am and I haven't done anything else all day...](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/10/its-2am-and-i-havent-done-anything-else-all-day/) - [teeny tiny show](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/07/teeny-tiny-show/) - [not a dentist fan.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/06/not-a-dentist-fan/) - [Hello, my name is 772,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/10/04/hello-my-name-is-772/) - [digital creator as analog canvas -and- torsal enhancement.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/24/digital-creator-as-analog-canvas-and-torsal-enhancement/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/23/) - [Guerilla typeface improvement - or - Halifax is full of amazing people](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/22/guerilla-typeface-improvement-or-halifax-is-full-of-amazing-people/) - [discarded identity](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/21/discarded-identity/) - [does it help you to hate me?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/20/does-it-help-you-to-hate-me/) - [extremeties](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/18/extremeties/) - [The Blind Leading the Blind](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/14/the-blind-leading-the-blind/) - [I'll tell you something - new design](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/10/ill-tell-you-something-new-design/) - [the end of a season](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/06/the-end-of-a-season/) - [booze and copyright.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/05/booze-and-copyright/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/04/) - [a moment of utter perfection](https://jerclarke.org/2004/09/01/a-moment-of-utter-perfection/) - [interlude - madness fades](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/29/interlude-madness-fades/) - [heads sticking out of windows, large bodies of water and a sixteen hour bus ride.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/18/heads-sticking-out-of-windows-large-bodies-of-water-and-a-sixteen-hour-bus-ride/) - [post-comswienerism](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/17/post-comswienerism/) - [empty canvas](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/15/empty-canvas/) - [You, all my friends, are so jealous.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/13/you-all-my-friends-are-so-jealous/) - [return of the post-seatist anti ridiculists.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/08/return-of-the-post-seatist-anti-ridiculists/) - [somewhere else,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/05/somewhere-else/) - [satiro-ironic prosthetic-vintagia](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/03/satiro-ironic-prosthetic-vintagia/) - [on death-laden beverages and optometrist vulvarians](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/03/on-death-laden-beverages-and-optometrist-vulvarians/) - [these toys,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/08/01/these-toys/) - [that was when i snapped.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/28/that-was-when-i-snapped/) - [in case you were looking,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/26/in-case-you-were-looking/) - [when we were young, and drank by the water](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/25/when-we-were-young-and-drank-by-the-water/) - [waking up in the park.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/21/waking-up-in-the-park/) - [stupid joke](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/19/stupid-joke/) - [do yourself and i a favor,](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/13/do-yourself-and-i-a-favor/) - [Evil Dead 1 & 2, The Musical.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/04/evil-dead-1-2-the-musical/) - [what the hell is going on at this "camp" ?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/03/what-the-hell-is-going-on-at-this-camp/) - [a crime of passion](https://jerclarke.org/2004/07/01/a-crime-of-passion/) - ["houston, we have a survey"](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/27/houston-we-have-a-survey/) - [princess camp and poison frogs](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/25/princess-camp-and-poison-frogs/) - [transcendo-folicolia](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/24/transcendo-folicolia/) - [my official NDP campaign buttons - OR - politics is so indy-rock.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/15/my-official-ndp-campaign-buttons-or-politics-is-so-indy-rock/) - [the perks of being a wallflower - Stephen Chbosky](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/14/the-perks-of-being-a-wallflower-stephen-chbosky/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/12/) - [On the desexualization of the youth of today by the christian youth of today, and their appaling lack of regard for web standards.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/11/on-the-desexualization-of-the-youth-of-today-by-the-christian-youth-of-today-and-their-appaling-lack-of-regard-for-web-standards/) - [Closing the Human/Computer loop.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/10/closing-the-humancomputer-loop/) - [BushGame](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/06/bushgame/) - [twist](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/05/twist/) - [The rising Jamaico-Conservative threat - or - Stephen Harper is a big jerk.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/06/01/the-rising-jamaico-conservative-threat-or-stephen-harper-is-a-big-jerk/) - [what are probably the only ruins in canada](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/31/what-are-probably-the-only-ruins-in-canada/) - [fading neuroses](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/26/fading-neuroses/) - [big J takes one for the team.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/24/big-j-takes-one-for-the-team/) - [atomic turqoise](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/20/atomic-turqoise/) - [all of these penguins are wearing hats.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/20/all-of-these-penguins-are-wearing-hats/) - [on the failings of anti-perversionistic manipulations.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/05/07/on-the-failings-of-anti-perversionistic-manipulations/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/30/) - [doing very badly](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/22/doing-very-badly/) - [zombie w. k.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/16/zombie-w-k/) - [surprised by germans](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/15/surprised-by-germans/) - [little pieces of history.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/12/little-pieces-of-history/) - [indievision](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/06/indievision/) - [can i have my testicles back now?](https://jerclarke.org/2004/04/01/can-i-have-my-testicles-back-now/) - [you must fail - new film](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/31/you-must-fail-new-film/) - [vertical integration](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/30/vertical-integration/) - [this is a magazine](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/30/this-is-a-magazine/) - [challenging anatomy](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/28/challenging-anatomy/) - [On internal subphonics, and feminist pornography](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/28/on-internal-subphonics-and-feminist-pornography/) - [Implications of Nothingness](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/27/implications-of-nothingness/) - [antiquary courtyardery](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/22/antiquary-courtyardery/) - [support your local white man.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/18/support-your-local-white-man/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/16/) - [On the reconsideration of ideology, and the free spirits of a modern age.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/16/on-the-reconsideration-of-ideology-and-the-free-spirits-of-a-modern-age/) - [my last post about comment spamming.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/15/my-last-post-about-comment-spamming/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/12/) - [On universal aphorisms for the embittered hipster.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/12/on-universal-aphorisms-for-the-embittered-hipster/) - [](https://jerclarke.org/2004/03/10/) - [On the googledex of ware-hockers and insufficient spungial mass.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/29/on-the-googledex-of-ware-hockers-and-insufficient-spungial-mass/) - [on a preliminary definition of terms.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/02/05/on-a-preliminary-definition-of-terms/) - [the thing about fear](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/16/the-thing-about-fear/) - [big fish](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/11/big-fish/) - [excremental mentality](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/04/excremental-mentality/) - [2004](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/04/2004/) - [letter to a friend.](https://jerclarke.org/2004/01/04/letter-to-a-friend/) - [[backpost] they looked up](https://jerclarke.org/2003/10/01/backpost-they-looked-up/) ## Pages - [Hire Me!](https://jerclarke.org/hire-me/) - [Design Portfolio](https://jerclarke.org/design-portfolio/) - [Curriculum Vitae](https://jerclarke.org/curriculum-vitae/) - [Contact](https://jerclarke.org/contact/) - [Photography Portfolio](https://jerclarke.org/photography-portfolio/) ## Safe Redirect Manager - [](https://jerclarke.org/cv) - [](https://jerclarke.org/1984/04/24/design-portfolio/) - [Auto Draft](https://jerclarke.org/?post_type=redirect_rule&p=8680) ## Categories - [Etc](https://jerclarke.org/categories/etc/) - [Photos](https://jerclarke.org/categories/photos/) - 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